|—||Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (via observando)|
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
This. Is. What. I. Need.
my evil villainess wardrobe
Disney Movie Intro | 1983 - 2006 Disney movies
"SHHH the movie is starting!!"
You don’t understand this is my childhood and I can’t stop smiling because nostalgia!
yeah it’s kind of loosely a secret band thingy
Boston Area Crusaders
Lies. Bad Ass Crusaders.
Bang All Crusaders
Leave it to Blair to make it perverted :p
Big Ass Cocks.
Bitchin Awesome Contras
Blood Alcohol Content
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
|—||Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time (via observando)|